May 2013
16 posts
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
April 2013
131 posts
heartscanbreakbutlifegoeson:
lovesolitudes:
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
YES. major turn on.
nighthooker:
obama passed a law changing the name milk to cow titty juice
egberts:
egberts:
egberts:
why is your nose in the middle of your face
because its the scenter
I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
Watchvideohall:
Cat and vacuum cleaner
> Wow, this is a really great cat video. The cat is cute, I’ve never seen another cat do this before and the quality is great.
10/10 would watch again.
> The licking was pretty funny but when it stuck its face in there I started cry-laughing.
> mmm delicious wind.
> hahaha so cute, i enjoy when he gets sucked in, and decides to punish the...
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
