i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
heartscanbreakbutlifegoeson: lovesolitudes: i actually feed on intelligence i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things about music, films, religion, beliefs, history i love listening to peoples opinions i love big words i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge YES. major turn on.
nighthooker: obama passed a law changing the name milk to cow titty juice
egberts: egberts: egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
videohall: Cat and vacuum cleaner > Wow, this is a really great cat video. The cat is cute, I’ve never seen another cat do this before and the quality is great. 10/10 would watch again. > The licking was pretty funny but when it stuck its face in there I started cry-laughing. > mmm delicious wind. > hahaha so cute, i enjoy when he gets sucked in, and decides to punish the...
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are